I’m a chicken whore. Not in a fearful slut way. In a “I lust after chickens” way. Remember the Holstein cows plastered on everything from cookie jars to coffee mugs? …
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NorCal, SoCal—maybe it’s time we parted ways
So, 13 southern California counties want to become the 51st state and carve out their own Republican Shangri-la where it’s just hunky-dory to portray the President of the United States …
Fireworks don’t have enough bang for the buck
Ah, the memories. All these fireworks stands popping up in parking lots remind me of when my kids were little and I did my time in the fireworks booths, helping …
Who’s doing the prescribing — doctors or patients?
After mulling over the “logic” behind our medical marijuana laws recently, it was serendipitous that one night last week, I didn’t set my DVR correctly and was subjected to television …
She’s already much more than I’ll ever be
It feels like your heart will just swell right up and burst, and no, it’s not a cardiac arrest. It’s pride — surging, bubbly, sparkling pride that feels like you’ll …
What will you believe in the post-rapture world?
So. You’re still here? Yeah, me too. I mean, I’m assuming that I am, as it’s still only Friday morning as I write this column. But I’ll hazard a guess …
Ready for the Rapture
Hey all you Family Radio fans… You don’t REALLY believe that the Rapture is happening this Saturday. I don’t care if you worship every word that falls from Harold Camping’s …
A tale of two realities
Imagine an entire weekend with your sweetie at a lovely, secluded hot springs, surrounded by the hush of nature. No cell phones allowed. Not a single television or radio on …
The Little Tantric Mermaid
What AM I eating before bedtime. Seriously. This dream simply must be shared. My apologies to Hans Christian Anderson and Walt Disney. There I was, in a lovely, ornate bedroom …
Cat Barf Zen 101: Be one with the cat barf
The good news is my carpets are the same color as cat barf. The bad news is my carpets are the same color as cat barf. Yes, wasn’t I the …