So, it all got started with an innocent little email from innocent little David Lacy. And you’re thinking… David Lacy… David Lacy… ah, yes! That “Growing Younger” guy! And …
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Look what they erected down on the corner
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody thinks their story is front page news, brip, brap, brup, must be going, busy, busy, busy, call me Monday…”
But he blocked my path and looked me squarely in the eye, his voice trembling with determination: “There are penises all over downtown!”
Oh. Kay.
Sir, you have my undivided attention.
She loves me not
I consulted our local bunny pusher, Sarah, the one who got me into this dysfunctional relationship in the first place. Sarah told me that the likely reason for Bunny’s cantankerous demeanor is that she probably wants to make more bunnies. Desperately. She doesn’t hate you, she’s horny.
Next year, a Christmas tree for cats
When that last ornament was delicately placed on the Christmas tree, I took a moment to admire the finished product. My little angels came into the room, and that glimmering …