After mulling over the “logic” behind our medical marijuana laws recently, it was serendipitous that one night last week, I didn’t set my DVR correctly and was subjected to television …
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She’s already much more than I’ll ever be
It feels like your heart will just swell right up and burst, and no, it’s not a cardiac arrest. It’s pride — surging, bubbly, sparkling pride that feels like you’ll …
What will you believe in the post-rapture world?
So. You’re still here? Yeah, me too. I mean, I’m assuming that I am, as it’s still only Friday morning as I write this column. But I’ll hazard a guess …
Ready for the Rapture
Hey all you Family Radio fans… You don’t REALLY believe that the Rapture is happening this Saturday. I don’t care if you worship every word that falls from Harold Camping’s …
A tale of two realities
Imagine an entire weekend with your sweetie at a lovely, secluded hot springs, surrounded by the hush of nature. No cell phones allowed. Not a single television or radio on …
The Little Tantric Mermaid
What AM I eating before bedtime. Seriously. This dream simply must be shared. My apologies to Hans Christian Anderson and Walt Disney. There I was, in a lovely, ornate bedroom …
Cat Barf Zen 101: Be one with the cat barf
The good news is my carpets are the same color as cat barf. The bad news is my carpets are the same color as cat barf. Yes, wasn’t I the …
The hand I hold will never hold me down
Two years ago today, I married my best friend. And I’m thrilled to report that marriage hasn’t changed that. Known as The Cutest Man In The World (TCMITW) to those …
Checked myself in the checkout line
There’s a lesson in this story, and I’m not sure what it is. But the story goes something like this: Being a hard-wired penny-pincher (it’s genetic — I had a …
So many sources for my weekly disappointment
As the editor of the local newspaper, the Winters Express, every week, I aim for a perfect edition. And every week, I’m disappointed. Several factors: simple, garden variety obsessive compulsiveness; …