Oh, the irony of someone turning to me for social media guidance. I’m the ugliest girl in school, and she wants my makeup tips and fashion advice! Wow? You really …
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Are you wearing poison?
About a year ago, I blogged about a horrific rash I got from a Victoria’s Secret bra, and my discovery that when Victoria’s Secret moved their manufacturing to China in …
Going silver is a big middle finger to ‘old’
A little over a year ago, I dyed my hair Medium Golden Brown for the last time. It was about the color of fudge, with about the same light and …
No more BS, VS!
Several months back, I blogged about a very unpleasant skin reaction after wearing a Victoria’s Secret all-cotton bra — something I’d worn for years without incident, and then suddenly started …
Shirley left us with smiles, sparkles, and sequins
I’m going to tell you about my friend, Shirley Marks, one of our local colorful characters. She passed away unexpectedly yesterday. Sure, she was in her 80s, and was looking …
Word, gettin’ down with the homies, MC gangsta me, and whatever that means
So, we’re at the Verizon store and my husband is gorging himself on iThings, and he wants to get this sweet little Bose Bluetooth speaker for our iPads. The Verizon …
iAnswering machine!
It was extraordinarily quiet at work today. No one else in the office, and for whatever reason, only a few phone calls, even fewer walk-ins and only one unscheduled visit. …
How to drive customers away in three easy steps
So, my sister-in-law and I were wandering the little shops at Stinson Beach this week, and because it was a Monday, most of them were closed. And there weren’t all …
Victoria’s Secret may be putting more into their bras than boobies
So, I started to itch. Uncontrollably. I’ve heard of jock itch. But breast itch? Could there be so such a thing? All I know is that mine started itching wickedly. …